1. catherineaddington:

    shipssabriel:

    vulcangrapefruit:

    youremybrandnewday:

    STOP IT STOP IT NOW THIS IS SO VERY WRONG

    this is beautiful

    literally me at the tavern last summer

  2. "This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."

    In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

    She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

    American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

    (via siftingflour)

  3. scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

    scarykeion:

    kelbebop:

    Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

    THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

  4. To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

    thejadedkiwano:

    Let’s play a game.

    Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

    you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

  5. divergenthazel:

    dansnipplehair:

    orlandobloomers:

    why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

    THE GIF ^^^^^^^

  6. unfortunateplottwist:

    Based off of this text post

  7. gayleaf:

    you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

  8. faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Washington DC! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

    faultinourstarsmovie:

    One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Washington DC! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

  9. tastygravy:

    everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

About me

Glorified talking to myself.

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