*whispers* Pomp and Circumstance
*distant band kids screaming in pain*
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i think the hiatus might be getting to me.
why am i allowed near photoshop during a hiatus? -
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this hiatus is worse than i thought
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“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy
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Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools
- all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
- sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
- all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
- your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
- always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus
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If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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Papa Umbridge.
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